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Old Oct 03, 2006, 10:25 AM // 10:25   #501
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the porcupine, they use Vengeful was Khanhei, which PWNs mending.



If a porcupine fought bacon, who would win?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 10:25 AM // 10:25   #502
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porcuwammo

why do shoes make you taller?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 10:27 AM // 10:27   #503
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because you suffer from a height deficiency syndrome.

is being taller really that important?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 10:56 AM // 10:56   #504
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yes, it means you're better.


Will you give me an ecto?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 11:49 AM // 11:49   #505
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if i have one yes

Im bored, what should i do now ?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 11:58 AM // 11:58   #506
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eat something.

will you do my grocery shopping for me?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:01 PM // 12:01   #507
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aslong as you give me money to stop at the pie shop

why is the world a square?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:07 PM // 12:07   #508
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same shape as a pie.

what would a wammo do with a pie?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:07 PM // 12:07   #509
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put mending on it

whats the tallest tree?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:09 PM // 12:09   #510
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a big tree

Why are trees big?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:14 PM // 12:14   #511
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because there tall

why do trees have 7 toes? or as the little people call then twurps
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:37 PM // 12:37   #512
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better balance.

why is bad spelling & grammar such a widespread disease in supposedly english speaking countries?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:38 PM // 12:38   #513
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this is a mysery that scientists the world over have been baffles by for centuries....maybe it's something to do with mending. It is believed by certain groups in the scientific community that the magical power of the skill "Mending" came from the sap of trees...however, this sap can have certain genetically altering effects...hence causing 7 toes. But this is all just speculation of course...personally I'm more inclined to believe the theory involving turnips, a plastic spade and a gerbil.

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Bloody bacon.

I don't know but I guess it's Australia's fault.

What's it like down the billabong this time of year?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:40 PM // 12:40   #514
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To Bacon - Because they users of bad spelling and grammar are generally American, who believe that they may take our glorious language and then change it into a simplified version which they have a chance of understanding.

To Celstial - No idea, hot?

Why can't they just invent their own language?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:48 PM // 12:48   #515
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because they're not thinking creatively.

what's so bloody hard about differentiating between "they're" & "their" and "you're" & "your" ... ?
they don't even mean the same thing! ffs, it really pisses me off sometimes. shame on white people!
(and no, i'm not racist, i hate everyone equally. )
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:58 PM // 12:58   #516
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Yes it is really anoying when somebody says "they put there clothes on" things like that grrrr

why did we throw all our crap in the ocean?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:00 PM // 13:00   #517
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Bacon - Just because you Aussies can easily get a tan... It's because they're just plain lazy, and get D grades in their GCSEs

Star - Because we can, and some people can't see far enough into the future.

Why do we take tests?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:03 PM // 13:03   #518
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to prove to the government that the teachers are worth keeping.

how many chocolate chip cookies can you eat before you feel utterly sick?

(and i'm not aussie btw i live here but am not of this land.)
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:07 PM // 13:07   #519
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88 stand size maryland cookies did it for me

why must be hate our own race?
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 01:12 PM // 13:12   #520
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so that we'll have something to talk about....

why am i seeing double?
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